OO Friends With Benefits Card

We’re proud happy to introduce a gimmicky new angle to sell you more of our stuff. Our new loyalty program pays you a 7% dividend on every purchase you make from us. Spend $100 of your hard-earned greenbacks, you get a $7 credit to spend here in our company store.

So, everything is basically on sale for 7% off! Only, you know, you can only spend your “savings” on more stuff from us.

Wondering how to sign up for the program? Here’s the catch. You’re all ready in. There’s another catch; if you’ve bought anything from us over the last two seasons, we’ll retroactively include that in your balance.

I spent an afternoon researching loyalty program plugins for the site, and decided it was more trouble than it’s worth. We count our customers in the hundreds, not the thousands. Just holler at the contact link below, or email me sk@owneroperator.us, I’ll look you up and send you a checkout code that you can use to claim your credit.

Here’s another thing you can do. Donate your 7% credit to Skateistan. If you have an awkward $11 credit with us, just tell us to donate it. Skateistan is an incredible organization that empowers kids through skateboarding and education. We started donating 1% of our sales a couple of years ago and it always feels great.

We made this entire program up this morning, so if you find some kind of leaky hole in our ship, we reserve the right to keep it from sinking us.